Anonymous asked: have you made $$$ with tumblrtasks(.)com yet?? my bff just raked in 3k last month its crazy
no and i don’t really want to
actual idea from cosmopolitan magazine
How do you even propose this kind of thing?
“Honey I have the sexiest idea.”
“O rly what is it?”
“I have a donut and… I want you to put your dick in it.”
“I… wait, what?”
“Fuck the donut, bitch.”I showed this to Michael and I think it broke his heart that I shot it down immediately.
(Source: hellomynameissteph)







