bunnies in the wild use lavender as perfume to attract other bunnies ♡

(Source: blushwings)

221badwolfstreet:

adthenewt:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

superciliousassbutt:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

detectiveincamelot:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

morgrana:

but what do americans call biscuits

Wait what are British biscuits? these are american biscuits. 

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY?!

They are American biscuits. 

…That is not a biscuit. 

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These. These are biscuits. 

Those are cookies. 

These are cookies:

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Everything else is a biscuit. 

THOSE AMERICAN BISCUITS ARE SCONES 

NO BISCUITS AREN’T STALE

lydiallama:

ok so

sammy was like you know how thugs get jesus tattoos on their back what if homura had a tattoo of godoka

and basically yes

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b/c homura is a thug

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run-cause-hitler:

enayalate-h8-this-year:

bbanditt:

slett:

winchestercodependency:

ibecameacat:

what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do

dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off

“People with vaginas”

what are those called again

I can’t remember

this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for 

(Source: vvumblr)

talaem:

“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me

(Source: shagables)

the-plague-rat:

tordles:

bratwurstp0rn:

gaysealapproves:

I found this nice tutorial/anatomy advice spread created by meghanhetrickof deviant art.

She gave me permission to post it up here to share so go make sure to visit her and look at her other creations of goodness! 

yes yes yes and yes 

boobs sag

deal with it 

gravity is a thing

i AM LITERALLY ONLY REBLOGGING FOR THE SHY TITS RUNNING INTO UR ARMPITS SENTENCe

Because BOOBIES!!!

Hey look, actual "unique" questions 1:
Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
2:
Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
3:
Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
4:
Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
5:
Do you like to use post-it notes?
6:
Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
7:
Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
8:
Do you have freckles?
9:
Do you always smile for pictures?
10:
What is your biggest pet peeve?
11:
Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
12:
Have you ever peed in the woods?
13:
What about pooped in the woods?
14:
Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
15:
Do you chew your pens and pencils?
16:
How many people have you slept with this week?
17:
What size is your bed?
18:
What is your Song of the week?
19:
Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
20:
Do you still watch cartoons?
21:
Whats your least favorite movie?
22:
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
23:
If you're a girl, bra size? If you're a guy, pants size?
24:
What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
25:
What is your favorite food?
26:
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
27:
Last person you kissed/kissed you?
28:
Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
29:
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
30:
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
31:
Can you change the oil on a car?
32:
Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
33:
Ever ran out of gas?
34:
Favorite kind of sandwich?
35:
Best thing to eat for breakfast?
36:
What is your usual bedtime?
37:
Are you lazy?
38:
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
39:
What is your Chinese astrological sign?
40:
Are you horny?
41:
Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
42:
Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
43:
Are you stubborn?
44:
Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
45:
Ever watch soap operas?
46:
Are you afraid of heights?
47:
Do you sing in the car?
48:
Do you sing in the shower?
49:
Do you dance in the car?
50:
Ever used a gun?
51:
Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52:
Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53:
Is Christmas stressful?
54:
Ever eat a pierogi?
55:
Favorite type of fruit pie?
56:
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57:
Do you believe in ghosts?
58:
Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59:
Take a vitamin daily?
60:
Wear slippers?
61:
Wear a bath robe?
62:
What do you wear to bed?
63:
First concert?
64:
Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65:
Nike or Adidas?
66:
Cheetos Or Fritos?
67:
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68:
Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
69:
Ever take dance lessons?
70:
Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71:
Can you curl your tongue?
72:
Ever won a spelling bee?
73:
Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74:
Own any record albums?
75:
Own a record player?
76:
Regularly burn incense?
77:
Ever been in love?
78:
Who would you like to see in concert?
79:
What was the last concert you saw?
80:
Hot tea or cold tea?
81:
Tea or coffee?
82:
Sugar or snickerdoodles?
83:
Can you swim well?
84:
Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85:
Are you patient?
86:
DJ or band, at a wedding?
87:
Ever won a contest?
88:
Ever have plastic surgery?
89:
Which are better black or green olives?
90:
Can you knit or crochet?
91:
Best room for a fireplace?
92:
Do you want to get married?
93:
If married, how long have you been married?
94:
Who was your HS crush?
95:
Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
96:
Do you have kids?
97:
Do you want kids?
98:
Whats your favorite color?
99:
Do you miss anyone right now?
kiwibutt: MY CHILDREN.

kiwibutt:

MY CHILDREN.

attilee: pretty much.

attilee:

pretty much.

(Source: askthosesillystickmen)

tabine:

grapeicies:

coolerrobots:

Grammar Nazis would have an aneurysm watching a conversation between these two.

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Some people just want to watch the world burn…

Completely missing the point, they are.

carnivaldog:

thatpointlessidiot:

mysteryegg:

veggiecoldcuts:

the-more-u-know:

The milkshake:  This is not limited to fast food nor to milkshakes.  That ‘concoction’ is the industry standard artificial strawberry flavoring found in everything strawberry flavored that isn’t naturally flavored.

Chicken nuggets: Total lies.  My sister works at the Tyson plant that provides KFC and McDonalds their nuggets.  There’s no ‘pink paste’ stage.  ’Reflavoring’ is an injection of mostly salt into the meat in order to give it some taste because modern day chicken is nearly flavorless.  If you want to disgust people, show them the conditions of the processing plants that dismantle the chickens.

The pubic hair one: You eat more of your family’s pubic hairs cooking in your own home.  You think you don’t shed once you walk in your own door?

Peanut butter: This is a cold hard truth of food mass production.  There will be insects.  You can never get rid of them or take them out of the process.  The FDA places limits on how much can be allowed into specific foods so that food manufactories don’t get lazy and just say ‘Well we can’t keep it out.’  The FDA limit helps immensely because it makes these places try to keep the insect population down through keeping things clean.

Shellac: Oh my god this is so stupid.  ’Shellac’ is an INGREDIENT.  It’s a NATURAL PRODUCT produced by INSECTS.  It is then PROCESSED into food-grade glaze or colorants, OR into wood and furniture polish.  They don’t just take wood polish and dump it on your jawbreakers.  Grow up.

Bacteriophages: The ‘phages of which you speak are used to kill the listeria virus.  Listeria is a bacteria that attacks the immune system and has a one in five mortality rate.  Bacteriophages?  They’ve been used as an alternative to antibiotic medications in Russia and France for 90 years.  That’s really disgusting and dangerous!

Coke: This is total and complete bunk.  It would have been far more effective to point out that colas and carbonated drinks have been linked to weakened bones in those who overconsume them, but this is complete lies here.  Again.

Salads: I think you mean propylene glycol.  And again, this is bullshit.  PG only causes reactions in those allergic to it.  It has a very low toxicity and can only negatively affect human health if very large amounts are ingested very quickly and over a very short period of time.  By which I mean ‘Find a vat of it and start drinking it and nothing else.’  Again you go for the lie instead of pointing out that fast food salads are processed and contain as much fat and cholesterol as most of the other foods offered by a fast food place.

Beef additives: This has nothing to do with fast food.  This is common in MOST meats in the US.  This is because the US has become so obsessed with the fat content of meat and making it ‘healthy’ that we have literally bred almost all the flavor out of every food animal breed we currently use.  Flavorants are almost ALWAYS injected during processing or most of our meat would be bland and tasteless.   ‘Flavorants’ typically being concentrated broth and/or salt and seasoning.

Cheese: Lies again.  Only those cheeses labelled as ‘Pasteurized process cheese food’ and ‘Pasteurized process cheese spread’ match these stats.  Pasteurized process cheese is simply a blended cheese made to have a sharp taste and be easily melted.  Your lie here is that the 47% is referring to the cheese’s fat content, not cheese content.

This image is full of lies and misrepresented half-truths and anyone spreading this as truthful should rethink their approach.

THE COMMENT. EVERYONE READ THIS COMMENT. ^^^^

poopflow:

cause of death: second hand embarrassment 

Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?

sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: breadpao)

shelbyscircus:

Although, using a short, mini length tulle or chiffon petticoat can add a very nice boost when worn underneath a lolita petticoat. You’ll be super poofy if you do so!

☂